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Post by Tarantula4Life on Apr 25, 2005 5:49:23 GMT -5
I don't. lol
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Post by Whatername on Apr 25, 2005 7:44:35 GMT -5
i can't think of any.
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Post by GD05 on May 3, 2005 13:35:41 GMT -5
I did know loads but the only one I can ever remember is: Q. What do you call a sheep with no legs? A. A Cloud Terrible  |
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Post by starbucks on May 6, 2005 16:15:57 GMT -5
i am a blonde and i luv blonde jokes....lol here's 1 One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help. ''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried. ''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!'' i no its bad....   |
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Post by Whatername on May 6, 2005 16:19:51 GMT -5
hehe.that was good
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Post by teapot on May 7, 2005 8:15:33 GMT -5
yea.......uhhhhhhhhhh...........i dont know any...... |
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greenday3
you are pathetic!
Tim Burton Owns you all.
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Post by greenday3 on Jul 23, 2005 15:36:35 GMT -5
Talking Clock
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
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Post by Eleni on Jul 23, 2005 15:41:45 GMT -5
Talking Clock
Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
hehehehehe that's quite good! oooh...i have a joke......... erm..."look! a llama!" aaaahahhahahahaha (that joke owns you all, well, until graemey gets back from the caravan of doom and writes something extreamely random that everyones laughs at!, but untiol then, enjoy the llama!) |
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greenday3
you are pathetic!
Tim Burton Owns you all.
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Post by greenday3 on Jul 23, 2005 15:55:57 GMT -5
Falling Down
A drunk had been at a pub all night. At last call, the drunk stood up to leave and fell flat on his face. He tried to stand one more time, to the same result.
He figured he'd crawl outside to get some fresh air, since maybe that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and fell flat on his face. So he decided to crawl the four blocks to his house.
When he arrived at the door he stood up and again fell flat on his face.
He crawled through the door and into his bedroom. When he reached his bed he tried one more time to stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright, but he quickly fell right into bed and was sound asleep the second his head hit the pillow.
He was awakened the next morning by his wife shouting, "So you've been out drinking again, have you?!"
"No! What makes you say that?" he asked, putting on his best innocent expression.
"The pub called... you forgot your wheelchair again."
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dree
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Post by dree on Jul 28, 2005 21:42:50 GMT -5
haha lol thats a good one i have one but its lame o.k 2 blonds walk into a bar...(pause ) well u think that one of them would have seen it lame i know |
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Post by teapot on Jul 29, 2005 7:51:01 GMT -5
huh?
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ...to bored to think of some
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dree
Kerplunk
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Post by dree on Aug 2, 2005 14:21:53 GMT -5
what do u call a lobster in a thong?  ? graeme lol ;Dlmao |
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